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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months ago

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    So are avocados. The creature that was supposed to eat avocados whole is long gone.

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      the great sloths are who we can thank, and some of the massive holes they dug for burrowing are still around

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        Thanks for this! Some article on this info

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      Yeah I haven’t been able to afford them for a hot minute

    • EndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Millennials are still here though.

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        It’d be a lot cooler if we weren’t this shit sucks

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      I am very alive right here

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        You’re eating them whole? Impressive.

        • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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          Just make sure you defecate in the woods as nature intended!

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            Pope style

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            Passing an avocado seed seems rough but doable. I don’t know though, and I wouldn’t want to find out the hard way.

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              Have you seen the size of the average butt plug? If the seed stays smooth and slimy in transit (debatable), I don’t think it would be too difficult to pass. I’d be most worried about getting it through some of the kinks in the intestine.

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                I’ve never thought to compare the sizes of those particular two objects… but now I’m sure there is someone out there considering some very kinky and unsanitary actions.

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                  How do you add a flared base to an avocado seed? Asking for a friend.

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                Yeah that’s part of what I don’t know about. Or other transition points, like exiting the stomach. Not to mention actually swallowing it.

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      Evacuating the seed sounds fun.

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        nature’s anal beads

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        Avocacuation

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        About as fun as eating an avocado whole, probably.

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