Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Ach ní inniu é.
That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.
All our king knows how to do is talk in circles (well, and eat McDonald’s and rape children and blame immigrants for him eating McDonald’s and raping children).
And shit himself and lie
old fat shitweasel is too full of shit to eat hot chips.
as a side note, has anyone noticed how he has a big thing of his persona being a teetotal but every time he opens his mouth he sounds drunk?
Reddit is so full of divisive content that I wonder if bots or paid actors are being used to stir up hatred before midterms.
Hey, just checking if you’ll do another round of full on nonsense-interacting with every single comment I’ve made lately for engagement farming, or if you’re programmed for it to be a one time thing.
Wrong thread bud
Why do you think that?
Is… Is this your schtick? Lmao
Edit: Was this your literal first post?
After checking your post history, it feels like you’re so weird, like an avant-garde LLM, making nonsensical posts most of the time, then occasionally ‘Akshually’-ing something stupid to get people wasting time talking.
I mean, if you’re just an asshole human, I’m kinda sorry, but god, whether an LLM or a person, either touch grass, or explain why you’re making this “joke”
Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.“Uiyi Guaye” – Calle 13
Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.
Oh I completely get the last two lines. not sure what pepas and guaretas are, but I can assume from context what the pepas are for innuendo. Also, I assume voa is something mumbled into an unrecognisable form.
Also, you’re a man of many talents Jo, didn’t know you spoke spanish.
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I’m going to take some boner pills with no prescription
So I can last all night giving it to you up to your guaretas
I know that you want me to plant
Beans in milk sauce (partially digested beans in cum)Close.
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“Guaretas” is slang for buttcheeks and “pepas” is slang for pills, normally uppers but not necessarily. In this context, he does probably mean boner pills. “Cosechar” means harvest. So he’s going to pull beans out…in cum sauce.
EDIT: I spent my tweens and teens in the carribean, between the USVI and PR. I understand it and can write it, but my speaking is very broken.
Yeah, makes sense. I messed it up.
in the carribean, between the USVI and PR. I understand it and can write it, but my speaking is very broken.
Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent? (says mr river plate with the pile of sh sounds and voseo)
Now… the broken speaking, is this because you don’t use it much, or because you’re speaking in a carribean accent?
Both. I rarely speak in Spanish, but also, the “Spanish” I know is from the north east coast of Puerto Rico and mostly slang and heavily laden with african and taino words. For context, think Tego Calderon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFPSmdbI_TM
EDIT: I guess I should clarify that it’s the way I speak it. My reading comprehension is higher because I did read a lot in spanish and I still can.
https://lemmy.wtf/comment/21493137
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Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one’s bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
This one seems authentic.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
you used two descriptors there (American and generic) can you tell us which of these is the bigger deal-breaker for you?
American, certainly. They porn is so standardized and hegemonic, even a simple euro accent is refreshingly titillating
I think you mean “their porn” and you realize there are 350 million Americans right? There are a lot of different accents
Sorry I’m not too familiar with “American porn” lol but maybe your bias is based in ignorance rather than experience? It’s a big country and I’m sure there are actors out there you’ll like.
Well, that’s all for now. Have a day.
Nah.
TALLY HO!
Spaff on me minge
Jizz on me knockers.
Come knock me up in the morning?
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
That’s how you know she’s classy.
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
With gusto.
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
Innit.
Instant finish.
