She cannot be the hot dog thief because she’s a cat, not a dog. The defense rests.
Smol Goodman, attorney at law
What this? I have a lip growth…is it noticeable? you feel bad now?
Circumstantial evidence, motion to dismiss.
Goddammit Donut!
I saw nothing.
Unless she stole that directly out of somebody’s mouth, I’m thinking it was fair game.
Named Lorena?
They could not have done it. This cat was definitely with me, on my couch napping like a cute little fuzzy-wuzzy-snuggle-bunny when the hotdog went missing.
I’m sure you mean she liberated that hot dog.
You can tell by the way the photo looks that The Doggie ran up and shoved half a hot dog into Innocent Nice Kitty 's mouth.
Who stole half that kitty’s hot dog?
hot dog returner
Thief? No, she caught that hot dog fair and square!
nitrates bad for kitty
Nitrates bad for people, and all life. Processed food bad. Plus they put pfas on the packaging touching the food, why? Because fuck you (me too) that’s why.
This is why he is theif
It’s bad for us too. Note: I am not a cat.
Sounds something a cat would say :3
Sounds like something a milk wouldn’t say 🤔
🐄 🥛 “sir we have been compromised”
Yes, in case anyone is not aware, meat with preservatives in it are not good for cats (dogs too but they have a slightly higher tolerance IIRC.
https://www.animalcareclinicjc.com/news/2022/11/1/can-you-feed-your-cats-hot-dogs
also not good for humans.
