Worked in retail banking for 7 years. Can tell you that the tellers are required to submit illegal activities to the investigation department. Not only this but things like elder abuse, child abuse, identify thief (happens too often with parents and their unwilling kids).
Ya, don’t mess with banks. Because you might mess yourself up or someone you care about.
Bonus Story: I had someone come into the branch wanting me to try and change a line item that said something like blowjobs from a coworker that was paying him back for lunch. Dude was getting a divorce and that shit caused a ton of headache for him.
But cash app, venmo, chime, etc. they are not banks maybe that’s the difference but trust me you can put whatever you want and no one is investigating shit. Like so many people paying “ISIS” during college for a slice of pizza IDK what reality you live in
I used to work for Chime. They make a huge effort to ensure that they never ever say they are bank. I would never bank there ever.
Yeah. I’m sure that’s what actual bad guys do. They label their crimes and plots clearly with bank transactions.
What a bunch of fucking idiots.
But imagine the outrage if a terrorist group actually marked their payments like this – maybe the day before their suicide attack – with the thought that what does it matter anyway they won’t be here to be investigated.
And the bank didn’t investigate. The bank would be fined to hell and back and lose all trust, because they couldn’t do “the bare minimum” in finding something this obvious.
Before we had EU-wide free instant money transfers that only worked within some banks. Two guys, who were at one such bank, decided to use it as an instant messenger. So they sent hundreds of messages while transferring just one Cent back and forth.
Until they got a message from a bank teller that they were equally amused by their jokes but should tone down the frequency because every money transfer cost the bank 11 Cents (don’t remember the real number, but it was ridiculously high).
Assuming they sent 1000 texts a day that would cost the bank a whopping $100. I think they’ll be fine.
Once I sent a payment to a friend with a note like “drugs and guns” as a joke and it was delayed for like, two days.
Who tf is out there with zero opsec just using the banking system and straight up putting illegal stuff in the note field? So stupid.
Mate you’d be surprised.
I knew a guy in the Police who said that Facebook was a gift because people are dumb.
One guy posted publicly a photo with a couple kg of weed and flashing a pistol acting like a badman. The local police account commented under the post saying they’d like a word, guy responded “what you gonna do, arrest me?”, I think you can work out what happened next.
One thing I’ve learned from parenting a teen is that if you suspect your child is doing something really stupid, there is a very good chance that there is photo or video evidence of it.
Lot of kids out there under age drinking and taking videos of their shenanigans. Dumbasses.
Yeah we did that, but at least it took us six months or so too get the photos developed…
Their brains aren’t fully developed. What do you expect?
Now, adults on the other hand…
I’m convinced that some people’s brains never fully develop.
