Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoFunniest Joke Ever!pyfedi-store.theatl.socialimagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareVespair@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThere are 2.5 million ants per human. This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoPlanet of the Apes is a film. Or two.
minus-squareARGVMI~1.PIF@mastodon.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago@Vespair Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are. @Nusm
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agowhat do you mean see they are tiny.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoi’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
minus-squareVespair@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIncomprehensibly more. I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁
There are 2.5 million ants per human.
This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.
The humble bacteria:
@Vespair
Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are.
@Nusm
what do you mean see they are tiny.
i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways
OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something
dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
Incomprehensibly more.
I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁