Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoSorry, force of habit my Blemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?” “Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
minus-squaresuxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThey are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWhoa… What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoLength, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
minus-squareCIA_chatbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYou used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink
“Masturbating before sleep is how I fall asleep. Don’t they want real world data?”
“Ok but do you normally stare directly into a scientist’s eyes while jerking it?”
Yes that’s ideal. And I know this is my 50th sleep study. I needed another one, and I will continue taking them. Yes, my insurance quit on me long ago, I don’t care how much this costs, JUST TAKE MY MONEY, HOOK ME UP AND LOOK ME IN THE EYE
“No, I usually stare into the photo of my deceased grandparents.”
Yes but I’ll admit the flicking of my tongue and licking my lips are not normally done.
They are in a different room. Idk if they have cameras though.
Five nights at jorker’s
Not in 3D usually no
Whoa…
What’s jerking off in 4 dimensions like? :O
Length, width, depth, and duration. Everything you do is in 4 dimensions!
I don’t have duration. Johnny Come Instantly is what they call me.
You used to be Johnny Come LATEly but then you found your kink