Captain MAGA dumbass

“Gemini, make this picture gay”
Was that really your prompt?

It’s a good listener lmao
Gotta admit, that’s… impressive.
I am too masc for masks

I cross the street whenever I need to, without checking for danger. I never lock the doors. I don’t check to make sure I turned off the stove. I don’t wear seat belts. I go into the homes of sketchy strangers. CAUSE I DON’T LIVE IN FEAR/S
Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.
The strain from the cruise ship is the Andes strain.
Avoiding rodents isn’t the answer to this one (still avoid them, that’s just not quite the correct answer here).
The risk to the average person is low for other reasons.
One difference is in the very fact that we can name the virus: we know more about how it spreads and the symptoms to look for. It’s not an unknown virus, unlike in 2020 when we were dealing with something we had never seen in humans before.
If someone does start to show symptoms it will be tested for earlier during diagnosis than it otherwise might be since hantavirus is in the news. Earlier detection will reduce spread (if we even reach that point, many of the passengers are in quarantine).
The other passengers being in quarantine is one of the biggest things lowering the risk.
Avoid rodents
Me, who was juggling feral rats with my bare hands “This is fucking bullshit!”
The version on the cruise ship is the Andes strain.
He’s got the 3-star Dragonball is the only useful thing I got from this.
Why couldn’t it have been the hentaivirus?
The first to NOT comply, will be the first to go…🫡🫡🫡
He’s thumbody special
Thank you for your service o7
COVID played a major part in my mother’s death, so I feel comfortable saying I welcome the hentavirus to our country. If all goes poorly, maybe it will take care of some of our more troublesome septuagenarians. 🤔
Oh yeah, I don’t want to see people die BUT the human population has reached a point where survival of the fittest isn’t a thing, so how we have complete morons all over.
Case in point. A plastic bag from a grocery store has “Do not put on head” printed on it. Here’s the problem 1. If you’re a small child that legitimately doesn’t know better, you can’t read, this is zero help. 2. If you can read it, you’re old enough to understand not to do it in the first place, and you’re a dip shit.
Just take the warning labels off obvious shit and let nature fix things. It’s that big of a deal to wear a mask at a minimum? Sure.
Like the majority of Boomers? I’m in.
I’m waiting for the inevitable hantavirus parties. Gotta make sure little Timmy earns his immunity!
Or how about only wealthy elites getting away with having parties while everyone else is expected to quarantine?
Look how terrified they are all the time
I will NOT avoid ingesting mouse droppings.
It is my God-given right to find a rodent nest and motorboat it.
Made me gag. Well done!







