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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago

Why do people like scotch when it tastes like horse piss?

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Why do people like scotch when it tastes like horse piss?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days ago
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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    17 days ago

    I’ll have you know I enjoy my horse-piss-tasting scotch with a plate of surströmming and a side of vegemite.

    To each his own.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldOP
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      I open a fresh can of surströmming each morning to spray on myself for cologne so I’ll have you know I’m a man of culture.

      • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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        When people say they’re cultured, they don’t mean cultures growing on their skin.

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          who tf are you, the culture police?

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