LOL

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    22 days ago

    I hate agreeing with this cuck on anything. I wish he’d just fade into obscurity. If he ever runs for office, I’m not voting for this asshole ever no matter what he says.

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    23 days ago

    Idk lol i think a lot of people imagined this. And warned the rest of the people very loudly & frequently.

    “Hey don’t shoot that loaded gun at your foot. If you shoot yourself in the foot, it’ll hurt a lot and make walking difficult”

    shoots self in foot “OW MY FOOT”

    “Yeah it was a bad idea, right?”

    shoots self in foot again “I HAVE DIMINISHED MY FOOT IN UNIMAGINABLE WAYS”

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        22 days ago

        Yeah fair point. Pretty much exactly like that. Though, I think that with so many republicans being rural and poor, their feet are disproportionately shot despite them doing the shooting.

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    23 days ago

    Oh, is it that time of the year where Fucker Carlson says something true before going back to slinging Russian propaganda again?

    Dude is one of the biggest traitors to the US and bears significant responsibility for the current state of if things (like most of the human trash that’s appeared on Fox News). He’s likely only saying this now because Russia finds value in stirring the pot over here.

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      Oh, is it that time of the year where Fucker Carlson says something true before going back to slinging Russian propaganda again?

      ¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

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    23 days ago

    Conservative grifters once again realizing that it’s difficult to fulfill the niche of faux anti authoritarian broadcaster when your anti establishment candidate becomes the authoritarian establishment.

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      23 days ago

      By the way, it’s a shtick that works - Rush Limbaugh and his thousands of imitators on hate radio all pretended and still pretend that they were some kind of outsiders, throwing Molotov cocktails at “the system”, LOL.

      That they were the true inheritors of the 60s, only just done for good purposes.

      Thing is, they represent the real power behind the system and that power wants the last shreds of a safety net cut to zero, bring back things like debtor prisons and cut the middle class to nil.

      But plenty of people buy into the kayfabe. Even after Rush was given a Presidential Medal of Freedom by the sitting (failed) president, I bet most of his listeners still thought of him as an “outsider”.

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      23 days ago

      It’s hilarious how the cons somehow convince themselves it is they who are the Rebel Alliance, punk rock and edgy rockers all wrapped up into one and are rebelling against the daddies of the establishment, when conservatives ache for a daddy to be the boss of them - and everyone else.

      Hell, even Tucker said it himself - “Daddy’s home”.

      Who the fuck do these weird assholes even think they are kidding when they act like they are the counterculture? Daddy’s home? Fuck you, that ain’t punk rock and you ain’t the Rebel Alliance.

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        23 days ago

        My favorite example of this was Paul Ryan in unironically claiming that his favorite band was Rage Against the Machines while being speaker of the house.

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    23 days ago

    Yeah, no kidding.

    It’s almost like he’s working for our enemies. Same goes for the REPUBLICANS, by the way. It’s not like Donvict is operating in a vacuum, but good luck getting Tucker to admit that.

    I bet he and MTG pull the “no true Scotsman” bullshit after he’s out of the picture: “he wasn’t conservative enough” and “he wasn’t a true conservative”.

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    21 days ago

    China’s the new world superpower, there’s no way for America to compete. I have genuinely thought about picking up Mandarin just to cope with the future that we’re going to be dealing with.

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    22 days ago

    Carlson made his name as a tick on Trump’s flabby ass. Now he’s looking for a new host? Fuck him.