I got a Prince Albert piercing (a penis piercing which extends from the urethra to the underside of the glans) to use as an anchor point for my chastity cage, as I live a permanent chastity gay bottom lifestyle. God, it hurt so bad, lol! It’s considered one of the least painful penis piercings, so maybe I just have a low pain tolerance…
A gum/cheek tissue infection, when one of my wisdom teeth erupted. Pericoronitis.
My jaw was in so much pain I couldn’t move it. I ended up tying a bandana around my head to immobilize it. None of the medications I had on hand worked; took me several hours to get to an emergency room for proper painkillers. But even those weren’t much help; it took days for antibiotics to have an effect.
A close second would be a case of hiccups, the day after I was in a serious car crash. My pectorals were on fire.
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