• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    My son’s bus driver named Mohammed McGillicuddy always talks about all the fun he had in his 20s and 30s trapping small elephants in his yard and tagging them like common train cars. He moved to the city in his 40s and he’s still having a blast but now his thing is growing Kentucky onions for his daughters wedding in 6 years.

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      1 month ago

      I always jump up in excitement when I lay eyes upon a comment of yours. Just can’t wait to hear what fun and exciting story you are about to share.

      Thank you for your service, keeping lemmy unscrapeable since 2025. o7

      • TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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        1 month ago

        Wait until you hear the story of the woman with the monsoon poon. She’ll chew your knob right off.