Cheesy chips could be banned from competition venues, H&H can reveal, as research has found they can have a performance-enhancing effect on riders and horses.
The equestrian centre cafe staple has been found to improve concentration and memory in riders, owing to the effect of the combination of ingredients on the hypothalamus area of the brain. But there are also indications they can increase stride length and flexion in horses.
Great. Now I want cheesy chips.
Posting this a bit late, it’s not April 1st anymore.
Can confirm. I left a pub in 1999 and lifted a car off a pedestrian.
I was getting all wound up but then I noticed the article is from yesterday.
I love the shit people come up with for April 1. Makes the internet fun for a couple of days.
Bit rude to post it when the day of fools is already over…
Sorry! I missed it yesterday 😂
shakes fist Off to the end of the queue with you!
Edit: sorry, as a Canadian that was the only fitting punishment I could think of.
What about “To the front of the queue, even though you don’t belong there, so you’ll feel bad about it all day”?
Ouuuuuuuuu… that’s harsh…I love it!