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minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThey were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
minus-squarenightwatch_admin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoReminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
minus-squareCourtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
minus-squareFrowingFostek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThat’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThey’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agooh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
minus-squareYellowParenti@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoGod damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoCalm down, Pol Pot
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIf you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoBrother I am living in the gobi desert here
minus-squareDerpenheim@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoJust like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
minus-squareFerretyFever0@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months ago the gays this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
minus-squareRajtinka@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoOf course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.
They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
“the gays” lmao it’s like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not “the gays” lol
That’s it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume “the gays” have arrived and they’re here to fuck shit up.
They’re a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
oh, you mean that it was the “brown people” then?? (/s just to be clear)
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
Calm down, Pol Pot
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
Someone’s thirsty
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
“Homosexuals” typically don’t destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
not typically but sometimes!
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn’t offend anyone. I’m an odd duck, but I’m harmless.