• Kraiden@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    No, but I do sometimes lie in bed, looking up at the stars and wonder “where the fuck is my roof?”

  • Forester@pawb.social
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    2 days ago

    Whoever dies first, me or my brother is making a spoon out of the microplastics in the other’s head.

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      2 days ago

      I’m still not sure whether I’m expected to be worried about a microgram, milligram, or gram of microplastics in me. Pretty sure it’s not a kilogram…

      Found x is pointless and particle counts are not much better. Give me mass.