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Having shit stolen from you when you’re supposedly all powerful. That’s just sad.
Fun fact: the rainbow is seven colors, the pride flag is six (It lacks indigo).
The color Indigo does not exist. It is a deep state plot to get us to like people named Roy
God gave humanity the rainbow, we’ll do what we want with it.
I wonder if seeing natural rainbows ruins their day.
Like how coyote stole fire
That was coyote? I’ve been blaming my cat.
It might have been gayote. idk.
The whole fucking color spectrum? Lmao
God moves in mysterious ways like Kinky Steve at the BDSM club.
Can I quote you on this one? You worded it perfectly
Christians. Making God seem like a massive asshole for millennia.
And God not smiting them.
Maybe “he” is an asshole.
TBF if you’ve read any of the old testament, god is a total asshole and always was.
My favorite story from the Bibble is when during the march of the
penguinsHebrews to Canaan, the Hebrews got hungry and whiney. I would likely feel the same taking 40 years to get out of the desert (biblical numerology meaning why the fuck are we still in the desert Moses how do you get lost when you can see the sea and only have to march 450ish miles (at an ungenerous 5 miles per day that takes 3 months)). So YHWH sent them magical floor-bread every night. Then the Hebrews collectively rejected the concept of divine floor-bread and demanded holy floor-meat. So YHWH sent so many quail quesadillas to the Hebrew invasion march that they (and this imagery is part of the Bibble) were so full of quail that it came out their noses. I think the version I read first time said they ate quail until they vomited out they nose, all of them did it’s in numbers. At… I can’t remember the supposed numbers of the mythical march out of Egypt but let’s say 50k-100k people (per tribe? Idk just multiply by 12 I ain’t being paid to be a calculator right now) that’s so much vomit.Goofy ol YHWH. Act like you don’t like his magic floor bread and he’ll send quails to run around in your sinuses or whatever.
So the quail thing almost sounds like a badly translated saying or folk term. Like raining cats and dogs for comparison.
Yeah but it’s a great saying. I’m full up to my nose of this food I ate so much.
Oh most certainly I’m just pointing out that Bible literalism dies on the throne of ancient culture, another one is forty days and forty nights most likely just means a long time.
As you noted it’s still got a enough kick to it that you could revive it easily.
It’s not God’s job to smite assholes. Not a Christian btw.
Yeah he much prefers to fuck with random dudes, see the book of Job for further reference.
Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.
Preferably Shady Pines
Religious persecution is a slippery slope. But what a ride it would be.
Solution: keep your imaginary sky goblins to yourself.
…and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!
Minions ! Tonight we steal… the Rainbow !
The breadth of senseless violence caused by men with rapist tendencies goes beyond the simple act of rape. It is appalling just how many people have been harmed due to what is effectively projection from straight men.
Why would they care about he rainbow when they do only black and and white thinking?
It is the big gay fault the straights black and white think. If the straights still had a rainbow
We stole the rainbow like Prometheus stole fire from the gods.
Pronountheus? Maybe Polymetheus? Hmm
I think he was named well
This is my favorite alt-right move.
“Racism/sexism/cultural appropriation/systemic inequality doesn’t exist, but if it did, hetero white Christian American men would be the victims.”
