LmB@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoSuicide rates would likely rise sharply if reincarnation were ever proven.message-squaremessage-square249linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSuicide rates would likely rise sharply if reincarnation were ever proven.LmB@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agomessage-square249linkfedilink
minus-squareF/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days ago“Whoa, they have grilling???” “Yes, they grill your soul over a pit of pulsing, miasmic ichor. It slowly strips you of even the concept of sanity through sheer agony.” “I can only imagine the BTUs in grilling heaven, wow!”
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoThe grill is heated by GPUs. Proper soul cooking requires a short bit of searing and then each side gets a good, long cook. You know they did a good job when the heat sink fins leave those nice, crisp brown lines. All to keep the data centers that render reality humming along!
“Whoa, they have grilling???”
“Yes, they grill your soul over a pit of pulsing, miasmic ichor. It slowly strips you of even the concept of sanity through sheer agony.”
“I can only imagine the BTUs in grilling heaven, wow!”
The grill is heated by GPUs. Proper soul cooking requires a short bit of searing and then each side gets a good, long cook.
You know they did a good job when the heat sink fins leave those nice, crisp brown lines.
All to keep the data centers that render reality humming along!