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“I slept like a baby” basically translates to “I pissed and shit myself and woke up screaming”.
“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
That’s why it’s “slept like a baby”, not “slept like a baby’s parent”. The baby is sleeping just fine, they just don’t need to sleep for long uninterrupted periods like when they get older



