Your dad got a “ask her out, you can do it.”
what in the Kentucky fuckin chicken??
Mom made a sandwich for Dad and a sandwich for OP (son) but mixed them up.
This belongs on something like suddenlyincest or something
Now do a role reversal, write the equivalent onto a girl’s lunch packet, and watch the comments section burn. 🍿
U hate my vagina?
I think the point here was parent_1/spouse_1 making lunches for both kid(s) and parent_2/spouse_2, then accidentally mixing up the bags.
watch the comments section burn
and rightfully so…
Plot twist: OP packs his own lunches
Operating on the assumption that someone is lying on the internet, and this was actually a significant other who wrote this, it’s both saucy and really endearing.
That’s great, but when can I have it back??
Your penis??
