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Ah yes the famous learning curve of having to READ the INSTRUCTION BOOKLET of the things you buy
Land sakes ahead, HOW WILL WE MANAGE TO COPE WITH IT ALL
The worst this is that it’s not even a READING thing.
Its a CARING thing.
God-damn, it’s your fucking baby. You wanted it? you should have turned since conception into a linear algebra organic machine, devoted solely to calculating solutions for MIGHT DIE scenarios for your baby, applying n dimensional matrices to explore possibility space
Within the first few years, you should have been able to calculate most obvious scenarios (choking hazards, sand pits, piranhas, etc)
That frees up time to calculate the utmost edge cases ( wormhole traveling, memetic incursions, local brane collapse, and so on)
If you are smart about it, you can find an optimal stock selection strategy algorithm within P-Space
You should print the output in binary tho
My brother had a kid and I always feel like some out of touch old man when we talk about it. Once he told me todlers can only have distilled water and I had to stop myself from going “Back in my day, my parents gave me tap water and I turned out fine!”
Babies, babies can’t have tap water.
~6 months you start with cooled boiled water.
~12 months you can move onto tap water.
wait, how did babies back in the day (~1000s years ago) survive?
Sporadically
I thought distilled water was bad for humans to consume as it leeches nutrients from you?
That’d be deionized water, I think…
Nope, distilled water has nothing, no minerals or anything else, including ions. Deionized water is also not the best for consumption.
That’s reverse osmosis water. It’s not dangerous but itself but if you only drink it you may be hydrated but missing essential minerals that you usually get dissolved in water.
I remember hearing the reason DI water may not necessarily be potable js it’s only free of salts/ion and may still have microorganisms or other biologically dangerous contaminates.
There’s a difference between potable and healthy over a long term.
Also, what an excellent example of “community” knowledge basically being a superstition telephone game this thread is.
todlers can only have distilled water
I’m pretty sure that’s unhealthy (lack of minerals)
If you only have them distilled water and not the formula you mix into it, then it’s dangerous, but the minerals aren’t the problem there.
Thank you, @otter@lemmy.ca, for showing a perfect example of what a post should look like.
- The title has the name of this particular comic strip and the name of the comic/author.
- The post has the original image for full quality.
- The description includes a link to the specific page of the author’s website for this strip.
I award you with the highest medal I can bestow:
