Alt title: They have not seen my recent BitTorrent stats.
Great now millennials killed the pirating industry.
Boomers killed the maritime shipping industry! What ships would we even board!?
Plus, the few that do get through are these country sized container ships! It absolutely consolidates the industry of piracy. Totally kills the community element.
Only irl, online piracy is still business as usual.
They haven’t stopped me yet! 🏴☠️
Oh no, global warming is only going to speed up like this.
they probably ran out of gas
Guess they gotta go back to good old sailing ships and hoist the Jolly Roger as they send a warning shot across their target’s bow
Or fewer ships to rob because the strait was closed
Wrong strait homie
Back Street Boys at home:
Wrong Strait Homie
They go everywhere after they leave the strait though right?
“What? Really?? With Netflix and Amazon pulling shows left and right???”
Global maritime piracy
Ohhhhh, that’s … Uh, hm. Somehow less interesting and more interesting at the same time.
I guess Houthi’s don’t count as pirates?
Nor the US Navy 😬
Yeah, they stole an oil tanker in January.
They’ve stolen 10 of them since December


