Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for an undisclosed medical issue, according to a spokesperson.
The 84-year-old was admitted to a hospital Sunday morning and “is receiving excellent care,” his office said.
It wasn’t immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital.
McConnell has suffered a series of health issues in recent years and was hospitalized for eight days in February for flu-like symptoms.
Someone start the water boiling. It’s time to start prepping the turtle soup!
Add some broth, a potato… baby you got a stew going!
Hopefully for the final time
Just fucking die already.
I hope it kills him.
I just hope it’s excruciatingly painful for him.
The worst part about him being sick is you know as soon as he kicks the bucket they’ll find someone even worse to replace him.
The second worse part is our taxes are paying for his top quality health care while he helped 1. Make sure they pay little to no taxes and 2. Helped push the narrative that taxpayer funded health care is wrong
“he’s dead, Jim…”
Unfortunately we won’t get that lucky.
Tortoises live for centuries.
He’s running out of time and he’s not a tortoise, plus comparing Mitch McConnell to innocent tortoises is a insult to tortoises
Shouldn’t voters get a say on his treatment?
Not gonna sugar coat it. Hope he dies terrified and in pain.
If he even knows where he is. There’s an incredibly high chance he’ll just space out again as his brain fails to connect to the rest of his body.
It’d be nice if people would start reminding him that once he kicks the bucket, he’s heading somewhere very hot and unpleasant. And we love that for him.
And if religion is wrong, then he’s going to the void of endless nothing and he is going to be remembered for being a PoS waste of oxygen who protects pedophiles.
He opened the his car window and was nearly pummeled to death by his own wattle, saved u a klik
That’s a new addition to the vocabulary. Thanks!
Try dewlap, that’s a nice one too.
I’m finally getting the hang of this voodoo shit
Is it gauche if an atheist prays for the polio to go to his brain?
Apparently his upper respiratory system was compromised by a shit blockage. The doctor explained “kissing trump’s ass for almost ten years without restraint has caused a fecal buildup that has not only blocked his nasal passages but has filled his veins with shit dust. As you know the heart has a hard time pumping shit dust instead of blood”.
*takes notes*
This WILL be on the test.
You’re leaving too late you fucking malignant turtle.
