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minus-square𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoWhich Jesus event was meant to happen today? I can’t remember what we have the public holiday for, but I know we’re supposed to eat fish so we had beer and prawns for lunch. Guess who’s getting to go to heaven now? 😎
minus-squarecdzero@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoI think its to celebrate that time he went fishing.
minus-squareDiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoYeah but didn’t he cheat ? He got his mate Moses to part the water, then he simply walked along grabbing all the fish. Which is where that rumour started about him walking on water of course.
Which Jesus event was meant to happen today?
I can’t remember what we have the public holiday for, but I know we’re supposed to eat fish so we had beer and prawns for lunch.
Guess who’s getting to go to heaven now? 😎
I think its to celebrate that time he went fishing.
Yeah but didn’t he cheat ? He got his mate Moses to part the water, then he simply walked along grabbing all the fish. Which is where that rumour started about him walking on water of course.