Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

Don’t go back to pagers, guys!

Why are they destroying them tho, I’ll pay for the shipping.

I mean, I got to say, I think I can actually get behind this one. A broken clock is right twice a day. I don’t support the whole “cut the populace off from the internet” thing. But a population-wide smart phone ban specifically? That’s something I could actually get behind.