All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.
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The instant you touch literally any surface in that bathroom - public or private - you have somebody’s poop on you.
For that reason alone, you should wash your hands.
In fact, I know one guy who washes the public toilet seat - soap and all - before he sits. Can’t blame him, really.
If true, this extends out of the bathroom. Poop doesn’t magically disappear at that barrier
It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.
Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.
Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.
good for him i guess that sounds tedious as fuck
personally i eat other people’s shit every day
You make me proud, nutsack.
I didn’t piss over my hands.
Do not use your hand to direct where you piss?
I’m freedickin’ that shit homie
Ever hear of sitting?
Ever heard of washing yourself?
bro uses gravity
You still need to lock the door
Nah it’s just me and my wife so I don’t even close the door, let alone lock it
Have you told your wife you don’t wash your hands?
Same question bud. You still use your hand. Id hope. Unless you just sit and pray.
I’m sorry, what???
You just let your dick hit the bowl? Thats disgusting. And then you don’t even wash your hands afterwards?
Okay genuinely confused, no, I sit down and the pee goes straight down?
I don’t let my junk touch the bowl or water. Stand like a man, and wash your hands.
I don’t tie my masculinity to how I pee, ya goofball
Neither do i. But didn’t your parents potty train you?
*Sit and spray
Sounds like you might want to read about splashback:
it would not be unlikely for urine droplets to travel a distance of 5 feet to the side of the urinator,” Dr. Truscott tells us in an email. “And if someone were standing next to him, they would most definitely get small droplets OF THE OTHER MAN’S URINE on their pants and shoes
Your hands are almost certainly getting covered in your own pee unless you’re a sitter. If you’re a sitter, then you’re probably still touching something in the bathroom that someone else peed or splashed on. Either way, wash your hands!
“covered in your own pee” is quite the exaggeration. Much like the person above saying a drop or 2 of piss from not wiping after yourself means you have “piss soaked” underwear.
I’m so weary of overly exaggerated claims. People ruined the word literally by using it in the exact opposite of it’s actual meaning. It is now a meaningless word. Good job lazy fucks
I also wash before I go, because your junk has it’s own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn’t belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn’t belong in your daily surroundings.
If you’ve been in contact with aggressive chemicals, it’s actually a really good idea to wash your hands before touching other parts of your body.
Then again, you shouldnt come in contact with agressive chemicals in the first place
Capsaicin gets on your hands when chopping chilis. Laundry detergent can get on your hands when doing laundry. Even small amounts can cause trouble if they get to sensitive parts of your body.
I always make sure to not wash my hands after cutting chilis and before peeing. Who doesn’t love a little dingle tingle?
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Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.
Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.
Exactly! If you don’t wipe, you’ll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.
and it fucking smells.
I usually do, but when I don’t - because I didn’t piss on them
Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.
Nah they still stuck together shower will get them
I love how a specific question was being asked and then you get downvotes for answering it.
The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.
True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands
No that’s why you use a paper town to open the door
I prefer paper villages myself
Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It’s fun seeing them in the wild.
I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, “Why do kids pee on the seat?” WHY GOD WHY
More precisely, why the fuck??
I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it’s not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn’t gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking.
Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.
I know a guy who won’t go in public toilets or at anyone else’s house, but at a pinch might make a crazy nest of toilet paper over the seat. You can take it too far - the world is not a sterile place.
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it’s just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don’t really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it’s a convenient time to do that.
Because I believe my actions in the “third” act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.
I do wash my hands since I try to be hygienic. But many people most likely don’t due to laziness
Never account to laziness what might better be explained by evil, dumbness, profit motive or even secret knowledge.











