We spend a lot of time reading books. Some of them, maybe a disproportionate number, we like. Others, not so much.
Disproportionate because, at least for me, it’s difficult to get through 500 pages of something I dislike.
This is one of those occasions where you are encouraged to be constructive in your criticism. Hopefully, with some wit.
Leave a review for a book you didn’t like and tell us what to read instead.
Do you like adventure?
Do you like nostalgia, especially for the eighties?
Do you like a relatable quirky hero?
Do you like a happy ending where the world is changed for the better?
If you said no to all of those then boy have I got the book for you!
Ready Player One promises a fun filled adventure where you get to go with a quirky but kind young man as he relives the best of the 80s on a virtual quest to find treasure left by the creator of a digital game. A real metaverse made by someone who isn’t a lizard person in a skin suit and actually gets why we still only count to three, no more no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.
Instead we get Wade Watts, a down on his luck teenager who thinks obsessing over the tiniest details in old databases and memorizing the most boring list of facts from the 80s is the best thing ever.
This isn’t a fun filled nostalgia trip. This is Wade masturbating over the fact he knows more useless factoids than you and touching himself while thinking about being Zuckerberg. Think of that weird kid from your class, thats right, that kid who spent all their time sitting in the corner and mumbling to themself about how everyone else just doesn’t get how cool their obsession is. That’s Ernest Cline and his book Ready Player One.
And don’t even get me started on the “romance” plot where he chooses the girl in spite of/because of her physical deformity. Ho boy.
Things to read instead?
In its time, circa 2012‐2013, I enjoyed the book. It was a relief from other things I was reading at the time, the world as it was then. A guilty pleasure.
Now, it does strike as trite, consumer-centred, fan-serving, intertextuality. I may have only thought of the branding and YA-crowd focus at the time. But, then again, I had just finished the Hunger Games the year before. I was primed for it then.
The escapist, pseudo-dystopia that is Ready Player One hits different when you’re living inside of a naked escapist pseudo-dystopia in real life. The journey as a pop-culture “gunter” navigating 80s video games and movies is, essentially, a contemporary subculture. The reward now is a YouTube following, not a multi-billion dollar corporate empire. Even the end prize seems small today.
$240B? Pfft. That’s not a world-dominating tech company. That doesnt even crack the top 100 today.
I think part of it is the presentation though. People in the real world doing deep dives into the esoterica of their favourite topic often do it because they love it, not because of some prize dangled or to escape the dystopia of real life.
If Ready Player One had just wandered through those things and let you spend time with them and see why they’re great it might have had more of that escapist feel to me.
I agree. It is the literary equivalent of Date Movie/Epic Movie.
It has nothing to offer but hundreds of “Remember this thing?!” references.
What’s funny is I 100% agree with both of you and I still enjoyed that book. I read it as a vacation book a few years back. I refer to it as a popcorn book; quick, easy to read, mostly forgettable once done. But when it cringes, it cringed so hard.
And Snow Crash was definitely better
For popcorn books I point more to like The Expanse series or something. Quick easy reads, nothing groundbreaking, but still relatively competently done.
I think part of my hatred for Ready Player One is just how many people raved about it as this new amazing book that was the pinnacle of modern sci-fi when a much better example already existed instead of just the vacation book you read it as.
Actually hold up. Why haven’t we gotten a Snow Crash film yet? Dang it Hollywood
I have to disagree with The Expanse as a popcorn book. I’ve read all the books 2-3 times, all the novellas, all the graphic novels, played the Tell Tale game, waiting on the next game, I own the tv series, and have Detective Miller as my desktop background. It’s a universe that, if you really want to, you can get obsessed with it. That’s one of my all time favorite science fiction series, but I do agree they are fairly easy reads.
Yeah, RP1 was definitely not groundbreaking scifi at all, it was way too hyped up. It was alright and even when I recommend it to someone I think would like it, I always include caveats of the cringe and other weird stuff. Like, I know Watts is a younger guy but some parts are just 🤢 And don’t even get me started on RP2, just ugh! Bad bad bad!!
Snow Crash was far better and I’m glad I didn’t read it as a vacation book. I absorbed more of it reading it at home rather than while traveling. I remember way more of Snow Crash than I remember Ready Player One. We absolutely deserve a Snow Crash show!
I consider John Grisham books as vacation/popcorn books. Easy to digest, don’t stick around, don’t need deeper consideration, etc. Read it and leave it at the beach 🤓
Personally that’s exactly what I look for in popcorn (well, honey mustard pretzel) books. Something I can read easily and not have to think about, but if I chose to, there’s more hidden there. I know “popcorn book” is often used to kind of write something off but for me it’s not like that.
I actually read them all along with a friend and we discussed a lot of what was in them, our thoughts about the implications of the stuff (being vague to avoid spoilers for others), how accurate the science actually was (he was a Kerbal nerd and I did jet propulsion sim work ages ago), and what other life might actually look like and different moral frameworks (I’m a utilitarian, and I think he is more deontological so was an interesting discussion).
I just could also see a world where I binged them by a lake in a week and never thought about them again while move on to House of Leaves (which is the exact opposite of a popcorn book and required actual homework).