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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 21 days ago

Cooties can kill!

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Cooties can kill!

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    Third and lastly, of fucking course i want you to kiss it

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      Because placebos work. Uh huh. Yes, that’s why.

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    Obviously it would give you mono, not meningitis (it’s the kissing disease after all).

    The real danger is that cooties can lay dormant in your nervous system and flare up again when you’re older. That’s why it’s very important to get circle circle dot dot vaccinated.

    Edited: mono for mumps because I’m a dummy

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      This is true. I didn’t get circle circle dot dot vaccinated and a girl kissed me and now I’m trans. Cooties don’t just go away

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      Wait I thought mononucleosis is the kissing disease?

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        It is.

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