I am not a velociraptor
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Why do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?
0·5 months agoDoes “fuck you” count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.works•tactical towel droppedEnglish
0·5 months agoYou can see how this is AI because they clearly removed all those Spanish retirees that would have their towel and beach umbrella planted there way before those dirty “guiris” came back from drinking at nearly 12.00.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Trump launches $1m ‘gold card’ visa scheme amid immigration crackdown
0·6 months agoSo, basically, if you can spend $1M, you are “good people” who can enter.
The US is trying its best to become a shithole, it was only missing more psychopaths and seems on the way to solve that problem.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Schools are using AI to spy on students and some are getting arrested for misinterpreted jokes and private conversationsEnglish
0·10 months agoThere is something fundamentally fucked up in a country that arrests and puts in jail a 13 years old kid over a bad joke.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UKEnglish
0·10 months agoAge verification is a great success I see. I feel so much safer now with this shit in place so kids can’t watch porn…
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
News@lemmy.world•Apple deadnamed the Gulf of America and conservatives are triggered
0·1 year agoFor people always calling the others “snowflakes” and “easily triggered”, they sure do have a thin skin.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.worksto
PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•Ubisoft Insider Alleges That Company Wants Steam To Remove Concurrent Player Counts To Hide Its FailuresEnglish
0·2 years agoSure, and then what? Remove their shitty launcher?
Since we’re fantasizing here, why don’t we go big and ask to end the hunger in the world?

Look, you don’t need to demand answers to the turd:
It’s a bribe. That’s it. Your prez took a bribe to cut tariffs to a country.