I am ramping a vehicle onto its roof in celebration

Clearly they’re mistake was not issuing the subpoena in all caps, thus naming the person and not the corporation or something maybe I have it backwards I don’t know those people are fucking insane

Shart of War

Brb, going to go embezzle $10 million then quit

Before I lost interest I remember the one thing about this game that sucked more than anything else for me was the inventory system. Obviously you had limited weight in your character, but even the chests in your base had limited inventory. It just meant that I would always end up dumping all my shit into that one container near the beginning of the game that had no limit. So the entire concept of building a neat base was lost to me, Mr Loot E. Goblin.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is knowing to not put it in a fruit salad.

That was my first thought, they’re using the Fox News legal defense

He is literally the enemy

He can do anything he wants. Not legally of course, but when has legality ever stopped him before. It’s all so depressing