BananaPeal

I can show you the world.

Tell your dog a said “who’s a good boy?”

Everybody focused on the sticker when I’m wondering what type of gas this is. It certainly isn’t a capital R to the left of “egular.” Perhaps it’s a lowercase r and this is Irregular gas?

As an introvert, most things that extroverts do are strange. I want nothing more than to go home during the course of a normal work day. Extroverts love to go back out and socialize more. No thanks.

I prefer Edge at work. We can choose between that or Chrome, but add-ons are blocked and Edge syncs my bookmarks between computers automatically. I work IT, so jumping between computers is frequent. Edge isn’t horrible, it just isn’t great.

Our oldest tried transitioning pronouns when he was younger, but eventually realized that he is “a boy who likes girl stuff.” We reverted his pronouns and he has been a he ever since. There’s nothing special to do, just love them and do your best with any changes requested.

Or just skip that question all together. Your kid doesn’t owe you grandkids.

We have two-pronged campfire sticks that we call twoks.

That sounds like a valid reason to me!

Why do you try so hard to make baby Jesus cry?