Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.

Sometimes my hair is knotty.

Sometimes I’m naughty.

A moment of silence for those of us who deleted all our reddit posts manually one-by-one then checked back a few weeks later & noticed our posts are still there. Reddit refused our right to delete.

*it isn’t for naught

Sounds like you’d be a good fit in Arizona or Ecuador or Belize or Central America

There are ways to make beach time enjoyable. 1) Remember it’s a rare place we’re legally allowed to lay around half naked in public & just loiter doing nothing, and it’s normal & expected behavior. 2) There’s water nearby to cool off & play. 3) Bring things to keep yourself comfortable: blankets towels chairs shade music food beverages whatever. 4) Don’t be a pasty bloated whale-like human. Being fit & healthy makes for a good time everywhere you go, 24/7/365.

As long as we can do it indoors in air conditioning.

Whenever I see the word kerning or keming I think of Ken Jennings. I don’t feel like explaining why, it’s just a vague similarity and that’s the direction my brain goes.

Are those all lowercase M’s? Ya gotta mix in some R’s & N’s somewhere because…

Oh I see inferno.

Ok but that would be funny too if it was infemo.

Public transportation got confused. When we asked for protection, we meant SEAT BELTS!

The two popular sites I blogged on from 2001-2012 no longer exist.

Tennessee is where music production happens.

Starting out with limitless money and support, anybody could do anything they want. And that’s exactly what Taylor has done.

Everyone is mortal. I’d say her whole life was enchanted.

Goldie Hawn for sure.

Body hair is normal on men. But if they want to remove it, that’s fine too.

Ok but how will that affect “financial reasons?”

The bright orange fuck probably put a curse on everyone else to die before him.