Ah! Smokers warning. Can’t at my place – body corp rules and a cunt neighbour who will report. So heads up.

You can rent a goat! Not known as great mousers despite their rep for eating absolutely anything

Clearly you must adopt a cat. Or give up eating cheese. Get the cat.

Yes. They were training a girl to hide herself in a really not great way.

Adding -ai helps

🤞🏻best everything

Really? I found the first one so vile as to be unfinishable.

Updated info is Red Alert 2. I’m changing goggles to monocle, anything else?

Not dead yet

Does it require pants?

Am excessively amused my rolling pin is coated in glitter 🤩

Not quite close enough for twin jokes…

18 day, thank you.

Coleslaw and… some gigantic meat substance please

Another day older, not enough in bed

Thanks! Will be pieces made by me, arranged by friend. About 2weeks to go 😺

Thank you. Approx 2 weeks to go…

So, here we are yet again…

Believe this has been covered earlier. The mobile version is hex. Requested cake is not C&C only therefore not total foul. Feel free to faint when I put Mario mushrooms on it.

If I want to murder somebody it will not be via 50+ years of maybe sitting next to a cupboard of shiny things