“But I don’t want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.”

If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today

Everyone is concentrating on that because that’s what the actual question is about. OP didn’t ask to avoid the collision.

It’s all about exaggerated escalation to make it clear that im joking.

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And this part also carries some weight towards the joking part

…is what They^tm wants you to believe.

Trust no one, always wear your tinfoil hat and don’t take vaccines.

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Humans are also mostly water.

Unintended safety feature