From the Apple press release:

Cook will continue in his role as CEO through the summer as he works closely with Ternus on a smooth transition. As executive chairman, Cook will assist with certain aspects of the company, including engaging with policymakers around the world.

I guess Tim isn’t ready to give up handling the bribes just yet.

Peppy. James is doing that barrel roll thing he loves.

“Well yes, we’ve already had one constitutional crisis today, but what about second constitutional crisis?” -The DOJ, probably

It sure would be nice if these assholes could take ONE FUCKING DAY off from actively shielding child rapists, subverting the rule of law, destroying faith in government, or undermining the people’s interests. I know the firehose of bullshit is the whole point, but god damn.

It’s a cropped image of KKKaroline Leavitt, Trump’s press secretary, who demanded it be removed from wire services: https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/unflattering-photo-yanked-karoline-leavitt-065836919.html

On Monday, Trump expanded a threat he had made if Iran refuses to open the vital Strait of Hormuz shipping passage, writing on social media the U.S. would not only destroy Iranian electric plants and oil wells but also “possibly all desalinization plants!”

It’s journalistic malpractice not to note that such actions constitute war crimes: the deliberate targeting of civilian infrastructure is considered a war crime not only under the Geneva Conventions but also the US’s Uniform Code of Military Justice.

Ship all the Trump-worshipping sycophants in this administration off to the Hague. Expel any member of Congress that voted to allow this illegal war to continue. Then ship them off to the Hague as well.