The economy is working perfectly fine for the people that own it.

Do you think they would tell you?

And much better than being a Soviet in Nazi captivity.

Try explaining it very slowly while raising your eyebrows and carefully enunciating.

I haven’t seen any of this, and Google knows I’m a big old perv.

Have you guys considered

Uhhhh

Not being on Facebook and Twitter?

Funny, there’s usually a pretty fair number of conservatives that live under rocks.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/conservatives-have-one-joke