Independent Megachurch is like the biggest denomination in the usa right now though.

run a victory lap before leaving again

just make sure you are suuuuper smug about it.

Get in, loser. We’re pushing the ghouls out.

A real American secures the crosswalk by firing his AR15.

several drinks per night

that’s not much for a garden variety alcoholic.

Sorry bro. Free speech only applies to racism.

Land of the free. Home of the slave

I start casting them into bullets.

What is a native linux pc anyway? They are all just pcs.

Karen Bass is om her way out

Unfortunately no! I will learn if it passes into my hands - I already play other instruments.

We have an accordion played by my great grandfather.