I mean most white people can’t speak Welsh.

Despite the Far Right’s war on renewables.

Meanwhile the USA is an out of control carousel ridden by two screaming men - one in exhausted outrage and the other a deranged schizophrenic clutching a rifle like it’s an anime waifu body pillow.

They can’t penalize you for walking out if you just drop out of school entirely, get a GED, and leave the shitty state to work somewhere else.

Because the Republicans have learned that they no longer have to pretend to have shame.

What you don’t have a screwdriver?

No, still looks skinny AF. Have you tried eating more junk food?

Quark cheese had been known to spontaneously pop in and out of existence with its anti-quark cheese counterpart, at which point the collide and annihilate each other in an intense burst of radiation.

He’s lucky he didn’t clip his head on the flat moon on his way down.

Caître d’

I’m so glad I never fell for the cloud gaming scam.

It’s just so easy to manipulate into a dictatorship!

She could be doing it to hurt her idiot husband. Her motivations don’t have to be good. People (inadvertantly) do good things for bad reasons all the time.

Yeah but I don’t put my shirt tail on my face.

Oh I still wash my hands all the damn time. Covid made me a germophobe. Also I’m disabled and live at home so.

We have a strange suspicion that she was secretly trying to remind everybody that the Epstein Files are still a problem.

I haven’t touched a door handle with my bare hands in years. Paper towels, coat sleeves, the bottom of my T-shirt - whatever it takes.

Because they know that they won’t suffer any repercussions. Our government is going to keep throwing free weapons to them because they’re complete fucking idiots.

Okay now THAT’S fuckin funny.

Because God demands skulls.