Ya know, I think I will. 90% of the time the questions in here truly fucking retarded. Enjoy

These people are too nice, you’re a fuckin idiot

Warhammer 40k

-Nobody

I’d probably go with Star Trek

My favorite bird of all time!

BIRD FACT: The name Cassowary is derived from the Papuan kasu weri, which translates to ‘horned head’.

I get that it seems ridiculous to you, but shit like that is how languages evolve, regardless of its perceived impropriety. English is littered with things that were once considered improper, and back then, just like today, there were people complaining that “proper grammar” was being lost, people are being lazy, etc.

Being a hard ass about grammar and proper pronunciation isn’t going to make you any friends (besides to other pedants). People learn as much as they care to learn, and nobody likes being corrected. I tell you this not because its related to the post, but as a former pedant who realized how lame it is after watching “The Professor and the Madman”.

Anyway, my 2¢…

Ipso facto, I’m drunk

1312

Some insect is going to have an existential crisis finding those

AND WHY /s

I was hoping for an April fools joke…fuckin hell

This is my surprised face. :|

No, just some chud with nothing better to do

You’re toxic AF, go away

This is both great and terrible. Great because “yay bees”, terrible because now they have a synthetic stand in for a natural process which will almost certainly be misused

Instead of just PLANTING SOME FUCKING FLOWERS

At least he didn’t say “no nut November”