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11 days ago



“Now I’m a free man, get to wear my own shoes, get to suck my own dick, and all I can see is mango Snapple.”
“Cause all a ninja loves, is all a ninja knows, and a ninja that doesn’t know much don’t want much.”
I suspect you are lying as well.


Yes.


Is the sentence “Finish the job” illegal?


Sonarr. Radarr. Whisparr if you’re a sicko.


Neat. But, what if I wanted to make a hat out of cucumbers?


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Don’t forget to use your thumb, too.


Remember to schedule your colonoscopy!


At this point, I want a tshirt that says, in a stylized font, “Finish. The. Job.”