Yeah.

He’s also the unfunny douchebag who weaseled his way into stealing the Tonight Show from two different, more talented hosts.

Supreme Court Justice Uncle Ruckus

Balsamic Indifference.

I want to see Iranian Jedi negotiators…

It’s the “Player 2” movement.

We are all Player 2…

TL, DR: “stable genius”

Is that a reference to something?

He really somehow manages to keep out-doing himself…it’s staggering.

Do you want to provide Power over Ethernet (PoE) to an Ethernet device/network? If so, at minimum, the dongle would have to be designed to transmit DC power from whatever power adapter you are using. This seems pretty unlikely if you are using a standard USB-Ethernet adapter, unless it was specifically designed to provide PoE.

Do you want to connect an Ethernet based network to an electrical outlet to be able to utilize the wiring in your house or greater electrical grid to communicate data? If so, the dongle or adapter would need to support Power Line Communication (PLC). Your expectations for data networking over in-house electrical wires or the electrical grid servicing your area, would need to be extremely basic and would require more hardware to connect devices to data being shared from other electrical outlets (or maintain signal over the grid).

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So, was he drinking or smoking his cell phone?

Probably not. The goal isn’t to sell American routers.

The goal is to sell routers to Americans with government back doors built-in.

Any companies with approval will be providing that back door.