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And loads of sex IIRC

Edit: I was thinking a different Culture, from the book “remember Phlebas”.

As I wrote kn the other post, the daily mail is a shit rag that only publishes ragebait stuff.

Second, the authority in charge of recovery shipwrecked stuff that washes up later clarified that no, they are not going to be arrested.

People should stay away because the local authority needs to clear up, but if you take some and don’t impede operations it’s ok.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/dec/08/public-urged-to-stay-away-ship-containers-bananas-wash-up-west-sussex