I solemnly swear that I had nothing to do with that, so help me God.
MacN'Cheezus
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Cake day: November 29th, 2023
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Perhaps my PFP is considered blasphemous, IDK
Well I certainly can’t deny that I’ve ruffled some feathers in the past but I mean, that’s what Lemmy’s moderation system is for, right?
I’m neither left nor queer, why am I on there?
That’s just a nickname, they are called Maultaschen 99.9% of the time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maultaschen
They are basically very large ravioli, but with a more German flavor (for lack of a better word). As far as I know, the origin story is more legend than fact, but it’s a funny anecdote nevertheless.
Very tasty, I recommend giving them a try if you ever have the chance. Vegetarian and vegan versions are available BTW (at least in Germany).
0·7 days agoDear diary: today, Florida Man did something wholesome.
Which holy book(s) would you recommend instead?
You know that number is entirely theoretical, right?
If he were to sell all of his stock tomorrow, it would tank the value immediately and he’d never get even close to half of that money (probably far less).
How do people like that remember how to breathe?
That doesn’t mean they don’t have any fans. In fact, that’s frequently all they have.
I think you missed the joke there buddy.
Yes, of course she was advised by some pretty smart people. But at the end of the day, she had the product they needed to sell.
Can someone please convert that into avocado toasts for me?
IDK bro, I see stuff at the grocery store for half off all the time because it’s close to expiry
0·2 months agoWeird, that’s when most people seem to feel the gayest
Pretty sure the majority of J Lo’s wealth comes from her assets, not education
So Valve finally decided to make a version for women
Shocking discovery: sex sells. More news at 11.
In other words, compared to that whiskey, the $30 bottle of wine below looks like an absolute bargain
Man, I don’t have any children and I barely even shop at Target, much less work there. I may be guilty of a lot of things but I swear this one wasn’t on me.