Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.

Boooooo

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I will never understand engagement trolls.

I didn’t know Mr. Hankey made the mission roster.

The mechanical failure category of crashes happen when the flying parts of a plane become less good at flying than they used to be.

I don’t care what anyone else says, this is fucking poetry.

Probably something to do with the Dow.

So does sitting, after a while.

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I heard both halves of this comment.

Username checks out.

It’s been a long time since I’ve beheld the majesty of swordchucks.