Try to avoid the Smithsonian museums, please. At this hitting any of the three branches would probably be an improvement.

9 and change

More than 3,000 samples were collected from almost 2,000 athletes during February’s Winter Olympic Games in Milan-Cortina, Italy, and no anti-doping rule violations have been reported.

While I don’t have much trust in WADA, they are ostensibly still testing for banned substances.

Pam lasted a little over 38 Mooches, she can be proud of that! Unfortunately for her she leaves while the DOW is no longer 50,000

They’ll move on to replacing Kash with someone less brown shortly, don’t worry.

Come on Mickey D’s, do your thing already

That’s what they’re “trading”

Damn, homegirl’s arm scarring hurts my heart.

Don’t make me unalive myself with my pew pew

I really enjoyed this game

”Doesn’t count unless your wife is in debilitating pain for 3-72 hours while you act like a martyr for sleeping on a chair for the duration“

The machine is technically called PUPER, which stands for “preservation of the uterus in perfusion.” But González’s colleague Xavier Santamaria says the team has adopted a nickname for it: “We call it ‘Mother.’”

As if this wasn’t creepy enough without the nickname. I can appreciate how useful this potentially is for research, but it still feels wrong for a host of reasons.

Xbox hasn’t quite left the market, they’re just slowly sleepwalking down a pier. We’ll see if they wake up before they walk off the end and end up drowning. I’m certainly not holding my breath.

Enter “Why should I have to pay for someone else’s kid!!!”

Because you live in a society, dipshit. Plus, it’s cheaper to feed him breakfast and cover his daycare than it is to incarcerate him in 20 years.

The monopoly men have worked very hard over the past one hundred years to stamp out class consciousness in the US. They won’t give in without a fight.