Some people might think this is a joke but it’s knot

Just like a coka cola funded paramilitary organisation quashes a union by killing its members, a crisp sip of coke will quench your thirst like no other

Does it still count as a conspiracy theory if it’s objectively true? Hahaha (oh god)

Unless youve got some of those 1hz speakers…

It’s ‘Dumb-assed-ly’

Or Dumb-assad-ly if you wanted to make a joke about the wrong country lmao

Im sure the website that sold userdata to every single AI company to train their models on wouldn’t ever even think of selling the faces of every one of its users to a company to train its AI face generator on.

Or that the website which accidentally admitted “the most reddit addicted city” is an air force base that hosts their online counterintelligence teams… Where was I going with this? Hmm must be nothing.

Not sure why you’re getting so downvoted when;

Fedex admitted his account was still in use as late as 2024

He spoke with people about getting plastic surgery and faking a death if he ever got made

A fotnight account with his same username was active in the past 5 years, the fortnight PR team posted about ‘an israeli user changing their name’ despite the account being inactive for the duration of his prison time and the original archive of the information getting VERY quickly removed

But that’s all just hearsay, conspiracy theory and speculation, right internet? Right? No way one of the worlds most politically connected child sex traffickers would ever have a way of escaping punishment, right?

…Ive seen the fact that comments exist on these sites but genuinely who makes an account on pornhub?