Wow, how do you manage? Like - do they even make glasses for people with that many eyes?

Kids who aren’t allowed to play during the school term are gonna log on their holidays to a very bad surprise

Dry your eyes - The Streets

I have an objective moral foundation and I condemn them for this

You were off work smoking weed for 12 years?

I was sure the image was of buttcheeks and hanging dong

Sorry what? I was distracted by the baby

It can plot a course for Mount Doom