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I think a live flowering plant in a pot is a better gift than cut flowers, even if it’s going to die. Probably the most enthusiastic response I ever got was over the gift of a cactus.

Shouldn’t you be serving breakfast before posting on social media?! Geez. Some humans. I swear.

And it would be true.

Am I going to hell for laughing at this?

No apology necessary. What you said is exactly what Trump was trying to do. I believe turning NASA into an air circus is exactly the plan. I hope that plan fails.

Yeah, usually the Lizard people select world leaders from different clutches of eggs to ensure maximum competition and division among the human nations under them. Due to a malfunction in one of the incubators, Nixon’s egg hatched about seven years after Brezhnevs. During that time the same incubator hatched a separate clutch, among which Nixon was counted, which is why he was allowed to become the US president. Having not grown up together, they were still competitive, but little moments like the moon landing concession still occurred from time to time. Now that might sound unconvincing, but that’s only because I’m not an actual conspiracy theorist. I don’t have access to the deep lore and twisted logic therein.

https://www.commerce.senate.gov/press/dem/release/science-survives-existential-threat-from-trump-budget-as-senate-rejects-gutting-nasa-nsf-nist/

https://www.congress.gov/crs-product/R43419

https://ourplnt.com/budget-of-nasa-year-by-year/

Don’t get me wrong. I still haven’t found a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the GOP. It’s more likely that Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Raytheon, General Dynamics, Airbus, et. al. reminded then who’s writing the checks to PACs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_program

The Artemis program infrastructure is mostly stuff advanced by Obama and Biden era Congresses and Administrations.

The loop is a well precedented procedure for testing components that have not been used for a mission before. They did the same for the Apollo program.

No joke. If I ever tour a Lockheed Martin facility, I’ll make sure to use the bathroom before I go.

Don’t even get me started. The worst part is that if the writers call for a disaster episode, they have to actually kill the actors, like in Apollo one. In all seriousness, the hoax conspiracy is especially unhinged, even as conspiracy theories go.

Exactly, and the so-called “exhaust” is just a fog machine and light effects.

He’ll definitely take credit, but he also tried to cut the budget for NASA. Congress insisted.

Of course! How else are they going to manage the telemetry coming from it?

Right? I think this user is hilarious, and this post is definitely on brand.

That’s a good point. Is it even possible to vandalize or steal something That’s been dumped/abandoned on public grounds?

Agreed that cars are worse. If they were used primarily in bike lanes or on roads, I might believe they’re displacing cars. As it is, they’re primarily operated on sidewalks, effectively displacing pedestrian traffic and public transportation.

Orthopedists hate this one weird trick.

TIA would be oddly appropriate, both for the region and the guy. I imagine it feels like having a mini stroke trying to make this seem like a good idea.

Although maybe it’s best to just lean into the trend for a little more truth in advertising. If congress decides to sanction his habit of hoarding sensitive government documents, they could call it the “Federal Record Authorized Use for Donald” before he gets his grubby little mitts on them again. “Social Heroic Americans for Trump” would be a good rename for Truth Social.

With any luck, he’ll get on camera one day and say:

"These nasty Democrats are at it again. They’re saying I can’t use classified documents for my business. I told them, "Yes, I can. I can use FRAUD. Look it up in the lawbook. It’s there. It’s a law "

Also, I had a big, beautiful–it was very lovely–airport named after me and they changed it back. They changed it back to ugly, old “Palm Beach,” which no one has ever heard of. Just a terrible experience. I had a TIA flight, but when I landed, they said, “Welcome to Palm Beach.” I was so confused. I didn’t know where I was. I could hardly speak. The whole thing was a horrible, dizzy, blur.

I was so mad that I posted on my feed right then and there. I SHAT myself, as the kids are saying. Now everyone can see it. It’s there. They know it’s the Democrats’ fault. Sleepy Joe made me do it. Awful guy.

In conclusion, this whole witch-hunt is a nothing burger. My day was just FRAUD, TIA, SHAT myself. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

And then there’s that one person determined to find a loophole: