RustyShackleford

I’d rather go out early than watch our species continue mopping the floor in a hurricane.

Polyurethane couldn’t sell the couches because it simply as sexy as plant-based leather.

Trump’s hands are too large, and they don’t have large bruises or tanning spray.

These days, life has become a subscription model, much like it has always been since we turn eighteen. Bring it on. I’m tired of this place, so don’t threaten me with a good time by offering opposing bigots and getting off this godforsaken rock sooner.

That just tells you they know how awful iOS 26 is lol.

We’ll live shitty lives forever

Shut your whore mouth! All we have to look forward to anymore is inevitable death and the sweet silence of oblivion… 😣

If it makes you feel any better, my laptop is still on Windows 7 lol. 🫡

Here’s an idea: add easily accessible links so that even those less technologically inclined can easily reverse image search. Since many younger users are moving to Lemmy, they might not fully understand all the rules you’re trying to enforce.

Attended a Christian school in high school and I used this joke when the opportunity came up, and the teacher was really pissed about it lol.

As a psychiatrist, I have a theory about what’s missing in AI. First, it lacks childhood dependency and attachments. Second, it struggles to overcome repeated pain and suffering. Third, it lacks regular eating and restroom breaks. Fourth, it struggles to accept loss in everyday situations. Finally, it lacks the concept of our inevitable death. Without these nagging memories and concepts, machines will simply revert to the simpler concepts we use them for in our recent times, such as stealing cryptocurrency. After all, we live in a world run by capitalism, so it’s only logical. ¯\(ツ)/¯

So cool that Apple stopped making iOS 18 updates for all devices above iPhone XR. /s Forcing users on 11/12/13/14/15/16/17 devices to choose either staying on the more stable 18.7.2 where they were comfortable, or the garbage can of iOS 26. They fixed the DarkSword issue on the XR and select iPads with a 18.8 patch, but refuse to release it for anyone still on 18.7.2, on any device that’s iOS 26 compatible.

I mean, this is what my cousins did. It was creepy, till I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said you’re movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.

I can’t be the first person to say this, but a poop-knife.

Oops, he shit in his pants…

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

~0:34

Edit: darkassassin’s right, backup links for anyone who avoids YouTube or if it’s taken down.

https://files.catbox.moe/hoyxgg.mp4

https://imgur.com/a/sinAsdf