Never gonna get bloodbourne on pc now.

deanonymization with ai is some scary stuff

It’s glaringly obvious.

Dead internet theory

And communities that are moderated by that lady that worked with Epstein and Trump to rape all those kids for all those years

“and don’t spill my seed on the ground”

Fuck Nvidia

I genuinely snorted at this

How much would it be to install a single flavor fountain in-home? And what would be the most expensive parts?

You know? I probably would have forgotten that sound for the rest of my life if I hadn’t read this.

Like when you reload the syrup and need to run the fountain a bunch, or when it’s out and just endlessly goes psh psh psh psh psh psh

Lmfao oh fuck is that where that picture’s from?! Oh god I think I remember that, now that you mention it. He was standing on some balcony right?? I totally forgot

Edit: https://imgproxy.newswav.com/1000x0,q50=/https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/trump.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA

Lmao if that really happened, people better work really fucking fast on moving to electrical everything.

We’re so good at working together at literally anything. Look how well the world handled covid! We all stayed home for just two weeks and didn’t totally have a global pandemic that’s lasted six years now.

Let me reiterate that:

We couldn’t be asked to stay home even for a measley two weeks to eradicate a

G L O B A L

F U C K I N G

P A N D E M I C

THE ENTIRE P L A N E T

but yeah. No more oil? What could go wrong weeeeeee

You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time

There are two types of people that buy Teslas:

1. People that buy them as Nazi jewelry

2. People that buy them as Nazi technology

Unfortunately, he doesn’t even need to literally vote anymore.

And there it is

ALADEEN BEACH