Seth Taylor

Predictable

[ trans kid turns super saiyan as the sky darkens and orchestral score swells in the background ]

I tripped and fell a while ago. I have no idea how it happened but I’m pretty sure I heard the printer chuckle. I’ve been sleeping with the lights on and a balled-up sheet of paper under my pillow ever since. If it tries anything, I’m shoving that paper in its paper tray. And then I’ll say something cool like “I hope you brought your guitar, cause it’s time to jam!”

I’ll need Jerry Smith’s opinion on this one

We are not a celestial dwarf. Earth is a planet.

They go in search of human rights

Nah, they can’t find any guns under those bellies 🤭

Man… can you imagine? Someone could shut down the whole power grid just by watching all that water.

“I am mad that I can’t huff enamel without people assuming it’s because my family sucks. I hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high” - Summer Smith

Sorry! I should’ve put a “/s” at the end. I was also joking.

Yep. I too would have loved it if she had a proper acting career right now. She’s always been very charming and has had lots of creative outlets. She was one of the first people that taught me not to understimate adult performers

Dude, how do you bankrupt boob restaurant? That’s as bad as bankrupting a casino

Did you just insult my favorite twitch streamer Sasha Grey? What are you insinuating, sir and/or madam?

Your comment did not mean what I thought it meant

I am deeply disappointed

I don’t get it

Fun fact: This is not actually much different from the process of testing which foods trigger your IBS. After keeping the low FODMAPs diet, wherein you initially remove all possible triggers, you then test them one by one to see which ones you have specifically.