

You son of a bitch. I’m in


You son of a bitch. I’m in


They must be concerned that someone might compare Levitt to the turkey that’s holding her kid.


When I was in college in like 2005, we had to go through a citations course. It seemed outdated to me at the time, what with the way literally everything is searchable now(then.)
I was swiftly berated for suggesting that there was anything wrong with the way we do citations. Because APA has it alllll figured out. If it’s a website they even added a website citation tool!
When I asked if we could cite Wikipedia then, I was berated again. Obviously you would never do anything so idiotic as cite Wikipedia! Why, anybody can say anything on Wikipedia.
So what’s the difference between Wikipedia and any other website? She couldn’t say.
I just copied wikipedias citations the entire time I was in college. My citations were never questioned.


You know what they say, nothing beats thirst like a cop beats black people like a crisp cold coca cola. The cops beating up innocent people of beverages.
Yes indeed coca cola loves to assault your thirst. The way cops assault their wives.
Coca cola and cops, two peas one pod. Like two girls one cup. Except instead of two girls eating shit it’s coca cola.
Mmm. Coke.
Sweety.
Optional sweaty is the perfect amount of perspiration to have upon one’s person.


Well, he represents that imaginary Republican couple from Kansas pretty well.


This particular missile is new, it’s just using an old idea.
Turns out we kinda figured out the best way to blow things up a long time ago and everything we’ve done since then has been a series of trade offs on the same handful of ideas.
It’s likely using “better” guidance technology, or goes faster, or can recite the pledge of allegiance as it ruthlessly murders innocent people.


We need some form of law enforcement.
We do not need a standing military with a license to kill any random citizen.


Yeah that was all practice for his upcoming imminent presidential bid.
Don’t worry he’ll do the same thing to the people that came before him too.


Punny was right there


It’s a luxury home, 5 bedrooms sure but it’s also a huge property in an area where property value is insane.
It also has a pool, hot tub, and tennis court with some yard left over. It’s not a boilerplate, built from catalog “McMansion” that are common in the US, but it’s bigger than most of those homes tend to be.
It’s a large luxury home, we call those mansions.
It’s just a little guy.
That doesn’t sound like his typical cadence. I don’t think Trump wrote that.